WE JUST FUCKING MET I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU SEND ME ASKS SHIPPING US I WILL FUCKING STICK THE HANDLE OF MY SICKLE DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT.
I HAVEN’T TRIED SWIMMING YET THOUGH.
you should!!! i bet it will be fun!
YEAH, I WANT TO SEE WHAT IT’S LIKE BREATHING UNDERWATER.
I MEAN, YOU’RE GOING TO HURT.
I DIDN’T DO SHIT.
She grabbed a fistful ofhis turtleneck and lifted him off the ground.
YOU BROKE ME
I BROKE *YOU*, DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING CLUE WHAT YOU DID TO ME?!
SHE’S PRETTY FUN TO HANG OUT WITH.
hi karkat!
HEY JADE.
how are you??? :o
I’M GOOD, I HAVE A NEW BLOOD COLOR FOR A BIT.
oh, well as long as youre having fun with it! some of my friends seem to run into difficulty when they get swapped around!
I DON’T FEEL THAT DIFFERENT MENTALLY, I HAVE FINS AND GILLS NOW THOUGH WHICH IS FUCKING COOL.
oooohh! that makes sense then! people like to turn my friends into crazy indigo bloods and its really kind of awful to watch :/
im glad youre having fun with your fins and gills!
I HAVEN’T TRIED SWIMMING YET THOUGH.
Jade sent it flying with a snap of her fingers.
SNAP OUT OF WHAT? I’M PERFECTLY FINE.
*absconds*
She catches him and pins him.
IN FACT, I’VE NEVER BEEN BETTER. I CAN FINALLY SEE.
Her face gets closer to his.
I CAN SEE HOW YOU USED ME.…
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN?!
hi karkat!
HEY JADE.
how are you??? :o
I’M GOOD, I HAVE A NEW BLOOD COLOR FOR A BIT.
oh, well as long as youre having fun with it! some of my friends seem to run into difficulty when they get swapped around!
I DON’T FEEL THAT DIFFERENT MENTALLY, I HAVE FINS AND GILLS NOW THOUGH WHICH IS FUCKING COOL.